Jeans That Fit?

I'll start with the best part:
Me, pantless, in my office, hoping no one walks in, trying to measure my ass with a paper tape measure. Good thing there aren't hidden cameras at work.

How did I get into this situation? Blame Grumperina. Jeans that fit are priceless, right? Well I just spent more on a pair of jeans than my last whole outfit so we'll see. I may have to send them back before I try them on. I'll let you know how it all turns out. And I swear I'll stop shopping at work. Damn.